ps. it doesnt matter if u're black o white. its ur lagecies tht we shall hold close to our hearts.making sure that THRILLER is now in our playlist and it wud stay just like u.
haha!!
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand upher skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.""Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed."Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
and this one is for my girls!
1 Calling you on the phone does not mean what you think it means.
2 You are much prettier without all that makeup.
3 When you act spazzy and giggly, its seriously embarrassing.
4 Gossiping, whispering and writing notes makes you on look beyond shallow.
5 Boys worry about what you think of their hair, skin, weight and clothes.
6 PMS is no excuse to him.
7 Talking about your "big" butt is so boring.
8 Tight clothes look uncomfortable, cheap, and sort of desperate and insecure.
9 Most boys are looking for the right girl.
10 If you like him, just tell him.
p.s guys are much easier tht we thk they are. seriously!
2 You are much prettier without all that makeup.
3 When you act spazzy and giggly, its seriously embarrassing.
4 Gossiping, whispering and writing notes makes you on look beyond shallow.
5 Boys worry about what you think of their hair, skin, weight and clothes.
6 PMS is no excuse to him.
7 Talking about your "big" butt is so boring.
8 Tight clothes look uncomfortable, cheap, and sort of desperate and insecure.
9 Most boys are looking for the right girl.
10 If you like him, just tell him.
p.s guys are much easier tht we thk they are. seriously!
ok. its just abt time to reveal the unrevealed.
Q: what is a man?
A:
A:
- A man carries cash
- A man can cook eggs
- A man can always find something good to watch on television.
- A man can speak to dogs.
- A man is comfortable being alone. Loves being alone, actually. He sleeps.
- A man does not know everything. He doesn't try. He likes what other men know.
p.s this is just how far im aware of'em.
men.
He says: "I'll call you."
He means: "I may call you."
He says: "I like your shirt/necklace/shoes/hair."
He means: "You look good."
He says: "I've been busy lately."
He means (if you've dated less than six months): "I've lost interest in you."
He means (if you've dated longer than that): "I like you, but I need to focus on other things."
He says: "I need some space."
He means: "This relationship is moving too fast."
He says: "I love spending time with you."
He means: "I love you... I think."
He says: "I don't believe in marriage."
He means: "I'm not going to marry you."
He says: "I want this to last forever."
He means: "I'm really happy right now."
p.s im just translating what men/guys say into wat they mean.
so girls, thers much more hidden behind just words.
but the onli beautiful thg is.
when he says i love u. he means it.
He means: "I may call you."
He says: "I like your shirt/necklace/shoes/hair."
He means: "You look good."
He says: "I've been busy lately."
He means (if you've dated less than six months): "I've lost interest in you."
He means (if you've dated longer than that): "I like you, but I need to focus on other things."
He says: "I need some space."
He means: "This relationship is moving too fast."
He says: "I love spending time with you."
He means: "I love you... I think."
He says: "I don't believe in marriage."
He means: "I'm not going to marry you."
He says: "I want this to last forever."
He means: "I'm really happy right now."
p.s im just translating what men/guys say into wat they mean.
so girls, thers much more hidden behind just words.
but the onli beautiful thg is.
when he says i love u. he means it.
butterfly.
u noe how ppl used to say.
lykke when yu start chasing the butterfly
it flies far away
so far
tht at a point u knw there's simply no way u can get it.
i did and felt the same.
until i stopped chasing.
and even thking of it.
to my surprise the butterfly just got bck.
and let's see whre this story leads to.
till then
luck and lovvvess.
lykke when yu start chasing the butterfly
it flies far away
so far
tht at a point u knw there's simply no way u can get it.
i did and felt the same.
until i stopped chasing.
and even thking of it.
to my surprise the butterfly just got bck.
and let's see whre this story leads to.
till then
luck and lovvvess.
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